Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
~Robert Frost

 

willzone:

Handy.
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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

willzone:

Handy.

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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. 

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs

Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

lacigreen:

new vid!!  cuz healthy relationships are SUPER important and you deserve the bestest lovin in the whole friggin world.

(Sex+: RELATIONSH!T)

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:


necroluste:


J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.


Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.


EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

(Source: flying-dutchwoman)

Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

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Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

(Source: captaincommunist)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

hetakiosk:

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

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don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this

i think u mean

kanomybby:

nucl3arw3ss3l:

darkchibishadow:

deviouslydoomed:

dreamdropdistancehardcorefan:

theworldwithoutyou:

ko-kiri:

Cosplaying. You’re doing is right.

this is perfect omg

Holy shit. Riku’s Pants are right

 Hoooly shiiiit

Nods in approval.

Sora’s hair is actually spot on perfect for once holy shit A+ cosplays

Is nobody going to comment on the fabulous Donald and Goofy here
Because seriously I’ve never seen excellent Donald and Goofy cosplays until this I mean holy cOW

kanomybby:

nucl3arw3ss3l:

darkchibishadow:

deviouslydoomed:

dreamdropdistancehardcorefan:

theworldwithoutyou:

ko-kiri:

Cosplaying. You’re doing is right.

this is perfect omg

Holy shit. Riku’s Pants are right

 Hoooly shiiiit

Nods in approval.

Sora’s hair is actually spot on perfect for once holy shit A+ cosplays

Is nobody going to comment on the fabulous Donald and Goofy here

Because seriously I’ve never seen excellent Donald and Goofy cosplays until this I mean holy cOW

(Source: sora-kingofthekeys)

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saminhats:

officerlollipop:

doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

cockdragonthespookywitch:

tunacaptor:

Nice legs daisy dukes

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#NOPE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

why was i not expecting this i mean come on omg

How did I not see that coming??